Praetorian Guards

Oleg Volk tells us all about it.

What does this guy do when he needs to take a leak? Or a dump? “Hey Steve, come on over here and guard the President while I take a $5 shit.”

I’m surprised the NRA doesn’t use this guy as a poster boy for protecting the kiddies. I mean, if he’s good enough for the President, how about sticking one of these guys in the back of every classroom in America. Talk about a jobs program for returning military people! (Serious Irony and Hyperbole Alert)


Posted by Dave


2 Comments on “Praetorian Guards”

  1. Mark says:

    That gun holds 50 rounds. ZOMG!

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