House Painting and CarpentryPosted: May 3, 2011
The latest artwork from David Dees.
I have a few questions. The news reports say Obammy “authorized” the killing of OBL. Where in the Constitution does it say that a president can order a house painting? And did the SEALS also do their own carpentry?
Why didn’t Obammy order a “capture”, then “oopsie”, we accidentally shot ere-body in da house. Wouldn’t it have looked more “American” to say we tried to bring OBL back for a
Several reports said that DNA “confirmed” it was Mr. Nasty himself. If they haven’t been able to find him for the last decade, how did they have a sample of his DNA to compare?
Well, I gotta go now. I’m plum tuckered out from dancing in the streets, you know, celebrating
Now they’re saying OBL was unarmed but he “lunged” at them. (Made a “furtive” movement.) Brave, brave heroes! The SEALs must have brought Lon Horiuchi along to shoot the woman, and poor Lon was probably disappointed she didn’t have a baby in her arms. After they retire from the military, this team will fit in nicely with any po-lice department in The Land Of The Free.