House Painting and Carpentry

The latest artwork from David Dees.

I have a few questions. The news reports say Obammy “authorized” the killing of OBL. Where in the Constitution does it say that a president can order a house painting? And did the SEALS also do their own carpentry?

Why didn’t Obammy order a “capture”, then “oopsie”, we accidentally shot ere-body in da house. Wouldn’t it have looked more “American” to say we tried to bring OBL back for a hanging trial?

Several reports said that DNA “confirmed” it was Mr. Nasty himself. If they haven’t been able to find him for the last decade, how did they have a sample of his DNA to compare?

Well, I gotta go now. I’m plum tuckered out from dancing in the streets, you know, celebrating murder justice.

And furthermore,

Now they’re saying OBL was unarmed but he “lunged” at them. (Made a “furtive” movement.) Brave, brave heroes! The SEALs must have brought Lon Horiuchi along to shoot the woman, and poor Lon was probably disappointed she didn’t have a baby in her arms. After they retire from the military, this team will fit in nicely with any po-lice department in The Land Of The Free.

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